• Life. Don’t Talk to Me About It Tee — God Already Did (Ecclesiastes 1:14)
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Life. Don’t Talk to Me About It Tee — God Already Did (Ecclesiastes 1:14)

Life. Don’t Talk to Me About It Tee — God Already Did (Ecclesiastes 1:14)

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The “Life. Don’t Talk to Me About It” Tee takes that classic Marvin depressed‑robot energy fro The Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy and pairs it with the brutally honest wisdom of Ecclesiastes.
Front text:
LIFE.
DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.
GOD ALREADY DID.
Ecclesiastes 1:14
A slumped little robot stands against a star‑filled backdrop, perfectly capturing the “everything is meaningless” mood—right where Scripture starts the conversation.
Ecclesiastes 1:14 says:
“I have seen all the things that are done under the sun;
all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”
This shirt doesn’t pretend life always feels great. Instead, it points to a God who has already talked about emptiness, vanity, and the search for meaning.
Why you’ll love it
  • Nerdy, deadpan humor – A moody, space‑sad robot that fans of sarcastic sci‑fi will instantly recognize the vibe of.
  • Brutally honest Scripture – Ecclesiastes doesn’t sugar‑coat the grind of life—and that’s exactly why it hits so hard.
  • Surprisingly deep conversation starter – Opens the door to talk about depression, meaning, purpose, and where true hope actually comes from.
  • Comfortable everyday wear – Same soft, unisex tee style as your other FG2G designs; easy to throw on with jeans, joggers, or under a hoodie.
        Perfect for
        • Hitchhiker’s‑guide‑type sci‑fi fans and philosophy nerds
        • People who’ve wrestled with cynicism, burnout, or “what’s the point?”
        • Youth/college ministry nights about doubt, meaning, or mental health
        • Anyone who loves a shirt that’s funny and painfully real
              Product details
              • Style: Unisex short‑sleeve crew‑neck T‑shirt
              • Material: Soft, comfortable cotton blend 
              • Print: Front graphic with “LIFE. DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. GOD ALREADY DID. Ecclesiastes 1:14” and sad robot in starfield
              • Fit: Classic unisex fit (true to size; size up for a relaxed/oversized look)
                    Galactic Deacon message: Scripture doesn’t ignore the feeling that life is meaningless—it names it, then leads you beyond it.
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