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Red Shirt Tee — If I Don’t Make It, I Know Where I’m Going

Red Shirt Tee — If I Don’t Make It, I Know Where I’m Going

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A playful nod to the classic sci‑fi “red shirt” trope—with a very different ending.
The Red Shirt Tee — “If I Don’t Make It, I Know Where I’m Going” is for believers who love starships, away missions, and the comforting reality that no matter what happens in the story, their final destination is secure in Christ.
Front text:
RED SHIRT
If I don’t make it, I know where I’m going.
Why you’ll love it
  • Sci‑fi inside joke – Perfect for fans who know what happens to red shirts on away missions… and who know their eternal hope is unshakable.
  • Bold, simple design – Clean typography and a custom FG2G mission‑style insignia give it a space‑fleet feel without copying any existing logos.
  • Everyday comfort – Soft unisex tee that works for conventions, church, small group, or just binge‑watching your favorite episodes.
  • Faith-forward but fun – Lighthearted humor with a clear, hopeful message about eternity.
Perfect for
  • Sci‑fi fans who follow Jesus
  • Youth group and convention wear
  • Gifting to the resident Trekkie / nerd in your life
  • Anyone who loves a good in‑joke with a Gospel twist
Product details
  • Style: Unisex short‑sleeve crew‑neck T‑shirt
  • Color: Red (primary)
  • Print: Front chest text + FG2G mission‑style insignia
  • Fit: Classic unisex fit (true to size; size up for a looser feel)
You might not make it past the first act—but you already know how your story ends.
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Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40
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